Dear Ian,
Still, no news (!) however Pfizer is a wonderful place where marvellous things happen, so, there is no need to dig too deep for info.
Do you know what I found out today? guess? Pfizer has just bought 3 helicopters! isn't this totally incongruous and beautiful? you would imagine that there is no way to make this more bizarre.
Yep, great news. Pfizer has just bought 3 helicopters. What for? in this era of cost-controlling policies, operations streamlining and downsizing of R&D you would *obviously* think that all superfluous expenditure would be a "no". But think again!
However, let's not be too harsh on the board. Let's try to imagine why, oh why, Pfizer could desperately need 3 helicopters:
1.- Ian, you are bored of that bleeding NY traffic. You need to get home pronto!
2.- Pfizer has decided to separate and declare independence as a new nation, hence, you need to start building your own Army.
3.- Because the board members want to be able to go to Martha's Vineyard for their holidays.
4.- Pfizer has decided to support the troops in Afghanistan.
5.- Because Pfizer, being a global company, needs to get their executive team fast everywhere....assuming that you could actually cross the Atlantic or the Pacific with a helicopter, that is.
6.- Because Pfizer will start delivering free medicine by air to third world countries.
7.- Because..."you are worth it"
8.- Because the board didn't know what to do with the company surplus
9.- Because the little man living in your head told you so
10.-Because waiting for those fast trains to Margate when you come and visit Sandwich is such a bore (hang on a minute, this is actually not true! since you never come to Sandwich)
Any more reasons?
The article here
Hopefully (fingers crossed!) more news this week.
Yours
Letter to Read
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