Aha! still no news. Awesome. So...the lack of news is proving to be a real source of inspiration for my colleagues, who are now spending their time thinking of a number of reasons that you might have had to close Sandwich.
I know, I know, not healthy. We should move on, after all, this is business as usual. Agreed. But honestly at least for me, this is a lot of fun (a bit of fun can't do us any harm, right?).
Anyway, another inspired literary piece from a brave employee. We hope that one day, you'll confirm how close we are to the truth.
Yours truly,
Letter to Read.
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What Ian’s response to Little LTR could look like (2)
Dear Little LTR, My treasured Sandwich Colleagues,
Found it - list of reasons to close the Sandwich site
· Nobody from Sandwich has ever sent me a Pfish card
· I did not get an invite to the Royal Wedding
· I knew Sandwich would cope best with site closure - thanks to the British stiff upper lip
· It is always raining when I am in Sandwich
· US airports have repeatedly complained about Sandwich colleagues behaving badly in airport lounges
· Octopus Charlie picked Sandwich
· When Nigel (The Archers) fell off the roof to his untimely death I knew the UK would never be the same again
· Clairvoyant Clara picked Sandwich
· If we want to remain No 1, we have to stop building on SAND and relying on WHICHcraft
· It is just one of those things
I trust this answers most if not all of your questions
Best,
Ian
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